jimmy buffett-you’ll never work in dis bidness again Lyrics

he told it to the monkeys and they didn’t talk back
then he told the old iguana and he didn’t attack
they told me before i started
that it never ever would work out
stay in school
don’t be afool
but i had to see what life is about
so i went to biloxi seeking fortune and fame
i got hired
i got fired
i got called dirty names
you’ll never never work in dis bidness again
no you’ll never
no never
never work in dis bidness again
i knew i needed representation
and i found it one night in a bar
he was a bondsman and a part time agent
and he said that he would make me a star
he said
you don’t have to be that good to make it out in hollywood you just have to change and complain.” or you’ll never never work in dis bidness again you’ll never no never never work in dis bidness again. i parked cars at the rainbow i sold maps of the stars i got my nose broken in spago’s when i puked on the bar all i played’s a double bar mitzvah bubba played a double bar mitzvah it’s a jungle out there we love it hell i don’t care i’m going back to my predator friends i will never never work in dis bidness again no i’ll never no never never work in this bidness again you’ll never never work in this bidness again.”