weird al yankovic-wanna b ur lovr Lyrics

i don’t have a library card
but do you mind if i check you out?
i like your skeletal structure
baby
you’re an ectomorph
no doubt
your face is real symmetrical
and your nostils are so nice
i wish that i was cross-eyed
girl
so i could see you twice
girl
you smell like fritos
that’s why i’m giving you this hungry stare
you’re so hot
you’re gonna melt
the elastic in my underwear
i’ll bet you’re magically delicious
like a bowl of lucky charms
you’d look like venus de milo
if i just cut off your arms
what i’m tryin’ to say is. i wanna be your lover
baby
i need somebody to love
you know i just wanna be your lover
baby
now
i need somebody to love
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
do you believe in love at first sight
or should i walk by again?
my love for you’d like diarrhea
i just can’t hold it in
stop
drop and roll now
’cause baby
you’re on fire
i’ll bet your outfit
makes a lot of noise in the drier
you’re absolutely perfect
don’t speak now
you might spoil it
your eyes are even bluer
than the water in my toilet
say
has anyone ever told you
you’ve got yugoslavian hands?
no
of course not
that would be stupid
just forget i ever brought it up
the point i’m trying to make is. i wanna be your lover
baby
i need somebody to love
you know i just wanna be your lover
baby
now
i need somebody to love
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
ooh hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
i wanna be your krakatoa
let my lava flow all over you
i wanna be your anaconda
and your heat-seeking missile too
i wanna be your beef burrito
am i making this perfectly clear?
i wanna be your love torpedo
are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
uh huh
i hope i’m not being forward
but do you mind if i chew on your butt?
you can tell me truthfully
am i a steamin’ hunk of love now
or what?
there just aren’t enough o’s in smooth” to desribe how smooth i am maybe you’ve seen my picture it’s in the dictionary under “kablaam!” my lips are registered weapons can i invade your personal space? you must have fallen from heaven that would explain how you messed up your face well how’d you get through security? ’cause baby you’re the bomb i’d like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom because i. i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love girl you must be jamaican because jamaican me crazy girl you must be jamaican because jamaican me crazy i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love” to desribe how smooth i am maybe you’ve seen my picture it’s in the dictionary under “kablaam!” my lips are registered weapons can i invade your personal space? you must have fallen from heaven that would explain how you messed up your face well how’d you get through security? ’cause baby you’re the bomb i’d like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom because i. i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love girl you must be jamaican because jamaican me crazy girl you must be jamaican because jamaican me crazy i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love i wanna be your lover baby i need somebody to love you know i just wanna be your lover baby now i need somebody to love”